I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.